Disaronno Rovers FC

What they say......

 He'll be disappointed with that

 Seasoned player

 Local club player

 Dangerous in the box

 Goalie's weak on crosses

 Terrier like

 Natural leader

 Competitive

 Very competitive

 Good sound player

 Creative

 Two footed

 Good defensive outfit

 Good squad player

What they mean......

That was cr#p!

Past it!

 Nobody else will have him!

 Scores own goals!

 Couldn't catch a bleedin' bus

Tries to sh#g a leg after he scores!

 A bossy git!

 Dirty!

 Bloody lethal!

 Boring!

 Oscar winning injuries!

 Cr#p with either one!

 It's like watching paint dry!

  Gets a game if they're desperate!